The Funny Corner

Jokes

Drunk
A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out. The drunk walks in a third time. The bartender is just about to throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?"

Corn Stalk
A corn stalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wanna hear a good joke?" The corn stalk says, "I'm all ears!"

Skeleton
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer . . . . . and a mop.

A Jumper Cable
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A Polar Bear
A polar bear walks into a bar and says. "I'll have a beer ......................and some peanuts." Bartender says, "Why the big paws?"

A Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says, "I can't serve you"
Mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun-guy!"

Three Old Guys
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

A Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, " We have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says, "No kidding! You have a drink named Ernie!"

Just Can't Win
When I was a youngster, everyone told me to listen to the advice and ideas of old people.
Now that I am old, everyone tells me I should listen to the advice and ideas of young people.

Have a joke to tell us? Just put it on the comment section below or email it to me and I will post it above on this page.
Larry
drlarrymcconnell@gmail.com